*Disclaimer: not necessarily approved of by the local unimaginative VESID/O.V.R. office*
1. Grow hissing cockroaches, crickets, and earthworms-- may distress lover.
2. Photograph frogs.
3. Breed frogs-- too technical. Apparently frogs in captivity can't figure out how to do it without
4. Rescue unwanted or hurt amphibians-- lover thinks fifteen frogs are enough.
5. Raise llamas--- may really distress lover.
6. Trail guide and llama trekking-- requires llamas.
7. Breed snakes-- lover will move out.
8. Receptionist at very quiet office with no telephone lines.
9. Starving artist-writer.
10. Inspirational speaker.
11. Career coaching.
12. Have year round yard sales.
13. Sell things on the web-- requires things that people will want to buy.
14. Drive a truck-- spinal problems will rebel.
15. Teacher's aide-- hate kids in groups of more than one.
16. Landlord-- been there, done that, ain't doing that to myself again.
17. Event planner-- poor organizational skills.
18. Be a clown or stand-up comic.
19. Start a new religion-- bad karma.
20. Grow flowers in a greenhouse-- requires greenhouse.
21. Professional poker player.
22. Raise corn, hay, and other stuff-- requires farm.
23. Own a human services agency-- would rather manually shovel cow shit.
24. Restaurant hostess at a very slow restaurant.
25. Cook at a small diner-- people will die.
sapphoq healing t.b.i.