Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Vote Early, Vote Often

Technically, I am not sure this is the best place for this post, since it is only marginally about blogging. But, nobody seems to be looking, and I am certainly not going to taint my blog with another political post. Well, it is only slightly about politics. Well, you can decide, if it is about blogging or politics, or something else. Please let me know what you discover, I am somewhat at a loss.

Anyway, I have, in spite of my overwhelming dread, decided to accept my party's (the Life Explained Party) nomination for candidacy for the president of the United States. It was a difficult decision, but I am not getting any younger, and age discrimination is becoming a real problem (more on that later). And good jobs are hard to find, so running for office seems like a good way to make a few quick bucks, and get my name out there.

As my running mate I have chosen +Jesse Zahrt. Not so much as the vice president, more as the Co-President. But, I can hear the screams now, he is a conservative, and you are a tax and spend liberal. Yeah, I know, but that is not really a problem, because we are not going to do too much anyway.

I figure, with Jesse's Beer Club experience we can invite the houses of congress over and slam down a few cold ones, catch a little football, or the Walking Dead reruns, have some snacks, and work out all of the problems. 

It seems to me, and many people, I think, the whole problem in the Federal Government is they are just not very nice people. Oh sure, they all think they are nice, and it is just the other guys who are unreasonable jerks with Messiah complexes. But, after some careful thought, they are all just a bunch of big babies who won't be happy unless they get their way.
I am Tim Clark, and Dr. Dawg approved this message,
Or he will when he gets here anyway, he is,
for the most part fairly reasonable, after his coffee.

Nobody can resist the charm and hospitality of being invited to a beer club, with snacks. They will be like putty, they will be powerless to resist the siren's call of doing the right thing for the people. And they will have nachos. 

So, that is my post, about blogging, and politics, and life. Please vote, unless you are voting for someone else, then don't vote, that would make everybody sad.